I think it’s time to disappear.
I went to Bang & Olufsen and now I am deaf
If you have too much money and love music then I would suggest visiting your nearest Bang & Olufsen store. Their new BeoSound 8 docking station is just about the greatest way you can listen to music. I was in the store about five hours ago and my ears are still ringing. I feel as though I have been at a concert. http://www.bang-olufsen.com/beosound8 In the Glasgow shop they also have an 85...
I found some old photos on my phone that have...
With me being a modern man, I have myself a cellular telephone. I’m always taking photographs with it thinking “I could tweet about this later” but then I never do. But all that is about to change. MA CURRR This is the inside of my car and also my knee. I took this because I’d only just had it valeted (they shampooed my carpets) and it was the last time my car ever...
How I defeated & captured a monster & saved the...
Let me start by saying that I have a crippling fear of any spider that’s bigger than one of those little penny spiders, and even those wee things give me the shits. So you can imagine my horror then last night at 1am when I was just about to begin a much needed sleep and I turned to see this on my wall: It was 1am - my mum was fast asleep. Normally in these life or death situations she...
I wish I was Canadian. I have become obsessed with a country I have never visited. I just wish I could uproot a bunch of the people I know and have us all wake up in Richmond tomorrow. If any Canadians see this and wish to take pity on a Scotsman, I am very tidy and quiet and I promise not to get in your way if I can live in your attic. OH CANA-
I want to have an adventure
I want to go on a fantastic adventure. I would start by taking all of my money out of the bank and then travelling down to wherever you get the tunnel to France (you can tell I’ve planned this a lot) and then I would get to France and I would just go somewhere. I have no idea where I would go. I would have no plan. I would just follow roads until I found my way towards interesting places...
Trailer for "We Need to Talk About Kevin" →
Finally a trailer for this movie. Love the book, can’t wait.